premenstrual:
loool idk. it just came to me. sdhjkssdfj
loool idk.
it just came to me.
sdhjkssdfj
throwawayastranger:
PROMETHEUS A WHIRLWIND OF EMOTIONS
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maccasmiz:
CAN I SEE IT AGAIN PLEASE? PLEASE?!
CAN I SEE IT AGAIN PLEASE?
PLEASE?!
iwouldliketothanktheacademy:
A 9.0 on IMDb???!!! That’s what I’m talking about!!!
claudiahsin:
OH! That SMILE! 31 May 2012 @ Tom Hardy at the Prometheus afterparty.
OH! That SMILE!
31 May 2012 @ Tom Hardy at the Prometheus afterparty.
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did-you-kno:
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spiffyrock21:
guarding-asses-in-asgard: holy shit. okay. just. that’s beautiful. THAT’S A BONG? OH YES LORD OH SWEET BABY JESUS COME HERE AND GET IN MY POCKET YOU LUSCIOUS CONTRAPTION I AM GOING TO TREAT YOU LIKE A LADY AND NEVER LET YOU GET HURT AND IF ANYONE LAYS A FINGER ON YOU I’M GOING TO PUT THEM IN CAGES THEY CAN’T SEE THROUGH
guarding-asses-in-asgard:
holy shit. okay. just. that’s beautiful.
THAT’S A BONG?
OH YES LORD OH SWEET BABY JESUS COME HERE AND GET IN MY POCKET YOU LUSCIOUS CONTRAPTION I AM GOING TO TREAT YOU LIKE A LADY AND NEVER LET YOU GET HURT AND IF ANYONE LAYS A FINGER ON YOU I’M GOING TO PUT THEM IN CAGES THEY CAN’T SEE THROUGH
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wowfunniestposts:
this blog is hilarious
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soldierofsolitude:
havok27-chi-city: aheit11: thegoddamazon: laughingfish: inflateablefilth: theodorepython: miami-tea: The Defibrillator Toaster My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!” “DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!! NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!” He’s bread, Jim. Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast! JESUS CRUST. JAM IT! “Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.” I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS HES BREAD JIM BEST PUNS EVER. HE’S BREAD, JIM. LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO TUMBLR IS KILLING ME TODAY Tumblr people are hilarious “Dont you die on me you bread sonofabitch! CLEAR!!!!” Zap time of death 7:30 AM
havok27-chi-city:
aheit11: thegoddamazon: laughingfish: inflateablefilth: theodorepython: miami-tea: The Defibrillator Toaster My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!” “DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!! NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!” He’s bread, Jim. Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast! JESUS CRUST. JAM IT! “Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.” I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS HES BREAD JIM BEST PUNS EVER. HE’S BREAD, JIM. LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO TUMBLR IS KILLING ME TODAY Tumblr people are hilarious “Dont you die on me you bread sonofabitch! CLEAR!!!!” Zap
aheit11:
thegoddamazon: laughingfish: inflateablefilth: theodorepython: miami-tea: The Defibrillator Toaster My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!” “DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!! NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!” He’s bread, Jim. Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast! JESUS CRUST. JAM IT! “Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.” I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS HES BREAD JIM BEST PUNS EVER. HE’S BREAD, JIM. LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO TUMBLR IS KILLING ME TODAY Tumblr people are hilarious
thegoddamazon:
laughingfish: inflateablefilth: theodorepython: miami-tea: The Defibrillator Toaster My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!” “DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!! NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!” He’s bread, Jim. Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast! JESUS CRUST. JAM IT! “Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.” I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS HES BREAD JIM BEST PUNS EVER. HE’S BREAD, JIM. LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO TUMBLR IS KILLING ME TODAY
laughingfish:
inflateablefilth: theodorepython: miami-tea: The Defibrillator Toaster My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!” “DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!! NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!” He’s bread, Jim. Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast! JESUS CRUST. JAM IT! “Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.” I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS HES BREAD JIM BEST PUNS EVER. HE’S BREAD, JIM.
inflateablefilth:
theodorepython: miami-tea: The Defibrillator Toaster My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!” “DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!! NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!” He’s bread, Jim. Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast! JESUS CRUST. JAM IT! “Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.” I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS HES BREAD JIM BEST PUNS EVER.
theodorepython:
miami-tea: The Defibrillator Toaster My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!” “DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!! NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!” He’s bread, Jim. Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast! JESUS CRUST. JAM IT! “Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.” I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS HES BREAD JIM
miami-tea:
The Defibrillator Toaster My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!” “DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!! NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!” He’s bread, Jim. Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast! JESUS CRUST. JAM IT! “Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.” I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS
The Defibrillator Toaster My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!” “DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!! NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!” He’s bread, Jim. Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast! JESUS CRUST. JAM IT! “Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”
The Defibrillator Toaster
My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”
“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!! NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”
He’s bread, Jim.
Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M
If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast!
JESUS CRUST.
JAM IT!
“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”
I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS
HES BREAD JIM
BEST PUNS EVER.
HE’S BREAD, JIM.
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO TUMBLR IS KILLING ME TODAY
Tumblr people are hilarious
“Dont you die on me you bread sonofabitch! CLEAR!!!!” Zap
time of death 7:30 AM
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